Halifax hangover makers

Beer&News had the unfortunate occasion to uncover some repressed teenage memories during a recent visit to a beer store in Halifax, N.S.

Pictured above are the first white and red wines I ever tried as an underage drinker. Great White was the weapon of choice, but there was nothing great about it. As my pal Marty said, Great White is without a doubt, the most bad ass white wine ever. When you need the job done and you want every last motherfucker down for the count, it’s the only choice.

As for the red, let me just say that the Irish have no business making wine.

This shit is the closest you can get to drinking household cleaners and I shuttered to think of how many 1.5L bottles we polished off down by the train tracks back then.

They cost $20 a bottle, a $6 increase from 16 years ago. Still a good value, although I would consult with a physician before decanting.