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Movie Review: The Brothers Bloom

Posted: July 22nd, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: Movies | 2 Comments »

The Brothers Bloom

No spoilers, just a few impressions that survived a night’s sleep.

+ I liked it. It’s a light, playful, but sophisticated crime caper.  It feels like it was written and directed by a hipster with a fine arts degree re-wrote Ocean’s Eleven after watching too many Wes Anderson and Coen Brothers flicks. Hmmm.

+ Best line of dialogue in a long time: “That’s my new favorite camel.” There are others.

+ Bang Bang was my favorite character and I hope she wasn’t paid by the word.

+ In keeping with the slight of hand theme present throughout the film, there are lots of little things to notice in the peripheries – some clever, some cute, many meaningless – but all interesting enough to keep you engaged. Why do they have digital cameras, but not cell phones? Why are they all dressed like they’re in a White Stripes video? What the hell kind of booze bottles are those?

+ I normally don’t care for Adrien Brody, but he’s very good with Mark Ruffalo. Rachel Weisz is great and clearly had fun trying to play an American.

+ Literature majors will have a time with this one. Tons of references to dead Russian authors and fruity British lit peppered among aloof exchanges.

+ It looks like writer/director Rian Johnson was having some fun paying tribute to what I can only think are some sources of inspiration. Playing card affectations among the characters reminds you of The Sting. Cat Stevens playing over a halcyon romp through a field recalls Hal Ashby. And there was a pretty good attempt at a pose from the album art for “The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan” (with Bob Dylan’s, “Tonight I’ll be staying here with you” playing over top. sheesh.)

+ I thought for sure it was narrated by Paul Giammati, but turns out it was Ricky Jay, a man you don’t often see outside a David Mamet cast listing. The plot of Rian Johnson’s inspiration plot thickens.

Pretty good movie, but in the end, it made me want to go home and watch Rushmore and The Big Lebowski.


About “I’m Yours”. Jason Mraz has to be stopped.

Posted: July 8th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

I know “I’m Yours” is not a new song, but I just saw the clip below tonight. I’ve heard the song all over the place for some time, but I’ve never actually heard Jason Mraz speak. Now I can’t sleep because I have one of my famous sarcasm ice cream headaches.

Songs like this serve a purpose.  Hollywood needs them to play during the credits of Kate Hudson and Sandra Bullock movies. Guys need to learn how to play them so they can get laid on camping trips. And the singers themselves need them so they don’t need to resort to male prostitution to buy Bed Head hair gel and wool toques to wear in southern California.

But these vapid male singer-songwriter types shouldn’t talk. They shouldn’t open their mouths and let words like this come out:

“I know I close my eyes sometimes when I sing. That doesn’t mean I’m shutting you guys out. It just means I’m going to someplace in my imagination for a while. “

Shit, I’ll bet even Stevie Wonder would want to clock him after hearing that. But he continues:

“As soon as we can get some technology to broadcast what that image is in my head, we will. Don’t worry. We’re working on that.”

Cool. I’m down As long as the thing they invent right before that is a douchebag detector/disposal unit.

Watch the clip and decide for yourself. Oh, and Jack Johnson can get fucked too.


Review: Joel Plaskett at the Wild Horse Saloon in Calgary

Posted: July 7th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: Music | Tags: , , | 4 Comments »

joel plaskett

Joel Plaskett put on a clinic in rocking asses off at the Wild Horse Saloon in Calgary last night. It was great show, especially since it wasn’t even supposed to happen. Plaskett was a last minute fill-in at the downtown Stampede bar tent after Technotronic cancelled late last week.

I can’t really blame Technotronic. You see, here in Calgary we’re in the middle of Stampede. a western celebration of over-sized livestock. Many Calgarians try to duck and cover during this rodeo week, myself included, lest ye be made sick by free pancake breakfasts and overpriced Kokanee ($7.75/can, WTF?!). But this show was a welcome change from the regular cow molestation and ripoffery that happens at the main Stampede grounds.

Here some highlights

+ Plaskett was a good sport. Drunk cowboy wannabes and oil executive douchebags are not his usual audience, but he seemed to take the cowboy hats and tacky rodeo shirts in stride.

+ He did not participate. There were no cowboy hats, boots or any other western accoutrements on stage. Other artists might have donned the duds, but not the good ones.

+ Plaskett was joined by the Emergency, the electric outfit that backed him on his first few albums. They covered a lot of the same material that Plaskett brought to town a month ago during a more sedate acoustic tour (which was also awesome) for his latest album, 3. It was great to hear a lot of those songs played loud and fast.

+ Though completely predictable, the set list was a perfect tour of Plaskett’s discography. “True Patriot Love” and “Nowhere With You” remain perennial crowd favourites, while new tracks like “Through and Through and Through” are on their way.

+ Mid show, someone tossed him a cowboy hat. He tried it on for sec and quickly tossed it away like it was made of bat turd.

+ Ending the show with “Fashionable People” injected a dose of irony that I don’t think most of the cowboy hats and bolo ties got.

Low lights

+ Alternating between beer and vodkar tonics was not a good idea. This morning I felt like I was bitten by a vampire.

+ “Sailor’s Eyes”. It’s a song off his latest album and I don’t like it.

+ Country western hip hop dance party. Once the show ended, the country music started and instead of going home like smart music fans, we hung out and pretended like we were listening to Tribe Called Quest.

+ Face planting while attempting a freeze during an ill-planned breakdance throw down. I don’t know whether to blame the beer or the vodkar But it’s like I say. if you don’t wake up with some sort of mystery pain, you’re doing something wrong.

Here’s a Joel Plaskett video for a great song off his latest album:


Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-07-05

Posted: July 5th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: News | 2 Comments »
  • No slight to W. P. Kinsella, but I hope his Moccasin Telegraph collection will help put me to sleep. #
  • http://twitpic.com/9g6q9 – there’s a lot going on in this Stampede mural. Looks like Animal Farm meets Oz. #
  • steak marinating hip hop dance party. jam. #
  • braving thunder and lightning to get some steaks. #
  • today’s brunch attempt at a full English turned out more like a half Norwegian. #
  • Video: I’m Jake and I’m a PC (pornography consumer) http://bit.ly/YJdH9 #
  • @Rebelle1 oh brother. i can only imagine. run out of things to say about the fog? in reply to Rebelle1 #
  • chasing last call in kensington. i think it’s letting me catch up on purpose #
  • without a cowboy hat, i find myself in the minority at the pub. happily so. #
  • sloe gin fizz works mighty fast when you drink by the pitcher and not by the glass http://bit.ly/G6LP6 #
  • @chuckchiang3 let me know what you decide an I’ll dress accordingly in reply to chuckchiang3 #
  • executing Stampede Avoidance Plan [SAP] No. 1, lying on couch. Contemplating No. 2, heading to mountains. #
  • not sure why gangs of new york is on aptn, but i’m watching it #
  • hoping there’s room on the broken city rooftop in 1.5 hours cuz there’s a team of hammerheads on the way #
  • @jeffreypriebe It’s Argyle St in downtown Halifax. It’s the hotspot for nightlife out there. in reply to jeffreypriebe #
  • @ctoverdrive gotcha. I regret picking mine while drinking. haterstotheleft seemed like a good idea at the time. in reply to ctoverdrive #
  • @ctoverdrive do tell in reply to ctoverdrive #
  • Watching our Stampede Parade video, trying to figure out how you tell good bagpiping from bad http://bit.ly/64LoY #
  • Thought this “Twoogle” thing was a joke. But it’s for reals and pretty neat. http://bit.ly/7GovP #
  • @seenandsaid lucky girl. really the only style mag that you need. in reply to seenandsaid #
  • @Rebelle1 over-priced beer that’s warm and flat, paired with questionable taste in food and decor. in reply to Rebelle1 #
  • @seenandsaid jealous. all we have are cowboys and cowgirls in reply to seenandsaid #
  • Just got Joel Plaskett tix for surprise Stampede show. surprise to me anyway. anyway, w00t! #
  • @Rebelle1 I’m gonna need a review of the new Loose Canon bar on Argyle. Sounds like it has a nautical theme, which is pretty fresh. in reply to Rebelle1 #
  • @zeldar_reznor totally. have you read any of the snarkfest going on between Anderson and Malcolm Gladwell? http://bit.ly/14yvNI in reply to zeldar_reznor #
  • @Rebelle1 kickass iphone is redundant. in reply to Rebelle1 #
  • who needs an alarm clock when you’ve got CF-18s doing practice fly overs around your neighbourhood. thanks stampede parade! #
  • Madcon’s cover of Beggin’ is pretty good. But I like this one best. http://bit.ly/12Nyrp #
  • @JudahWorldChamp doood, i just tried casting spell of funny update on your last 6 updates and it didn’t work. go to bed. in reply to JudahWorldChamp #
  • scrarch breaking into ABC’s Iesha. chris, mark, red, so dope #
  • sunset rubdown was dope. trying for scratvhbastid. holla! #
  • @alexflint really want to hear how roomba works out. been on the fence for too long #
  • Big Rock Lime is repulsive. i feel violated. how dare you, beer. #
  • looking forward to a Stampede-free evening with Sunset Rubdown at the the Marquee Room. #
  • #firefox 3.5 is gone bitchcakes again. icons missing, tons of script errors. do we need a young priest and an old priest to fix these bugs? #
  • @ruthlesstravels i was a guest at our VIP booth and “encouraged” to dress up. seemed harmless at the time. BTW, the hat is from mckeown in reply to ruthlesstravels #
  • http://twitpic.com/92rtf – @ruthlesstravels from last year’s rodeo. the first and last time i ever tried dressing like a cowboy. #
  • tried seesmic desktop app. i think tweetdeck is better. but the french tourguide is worth checking out. http://bit.ly/14w0gY #
  • #Halifax harbour is not the only place you will find bullshit. There’s a ton of it in the mayor’s office too http://bit.ly/nCvYZ #
  • @jaymcewen i have a travel credit to burn. might do a toronto-montreal trip. will let you know in reply to jaymcewen #
  • @jaymcewen you going to Osheaga? #
  • RT i knew there had to be some benefit @calgaryherald: Vegetarians less likely to get cancer http://bit.ly/9bsb8 #
  • RT @engadget: Apple patching nasty iPhone SMS vulnerability http://tinyurl.com/lss4fe #
  • apologizes in advance for anyone affected by his maple syrup sugar buzz. blame Stampede. #
  • @PoppedCulture awesome. looks like R2 shits tape measures when he’s scared http://bit.ly/XWaQx in reply to PoppedCulture #
  • @Rebelle1 totally. I actually picked it up legitimately ;) in reply to Rebelle1 #
  • http://twitpic.com/91wrt – Office Stampede pancake breakfast. I’m not going to make a habbit of this. #
  • i know it’s like saying I like ice cream or breathing, but I like the new Wilco http://bit.ly/lKc38 #
  • Jon-Rae self-censors while playing in church. pretty funny. http://bit.ly/KYCib #
  • sunburned feet. awesome. #
  • @alexflint cool. let me know how it works out. could be worth a try in reply to alexflint #
  • @alexflint I like Transmission in reply to alexflint #
  • unexpectedly called on to work tonight. awesome. canada day is no time for beer and bbq anyway. #
  • @selina_jezebel cool. been meaning to see it for some time. today seems appropriate. in reply to selina_jezebel #
  • @chuckchiang3 glad to see someone wanted the Sedin sisters. #
  • @seenandsaid party pooper in reply to seenandsaid #
  • @seenandsaid if you have any fun prescriptions you don’t want you can send them out this way in reply to seenandsaid #
  • CD itinerary: fancy brunch, music on Prince Island, One Week #
  • matching shirts! matching shirts! matching shirts! holy crap. matching shirts! #
  • braving the weather for beer. molly’s, ojs, kpub. #
  • awesome. crazy wind and storm clouds just in time for day off. #
  • i thought Firefox 3.5 was cool, but it’s already gone bitchcakes on me and I’ve only been using it for half a day. frick. #
  • RT @Megatunes: If you come and get the new Wilco soon you’ll be able to get an awesome Wilco t-Shirt! Talk about awesome! #
  • RT Drew “Gettin’ Outta Town” Mac @djkelly: I’m DJ “Slackjaw” Kelly. What’s your Stampede nickname? @stampede09 #
  • @selina_jezebel trying to decide on regular pass or VIP in reply to selina_jezebel #
  • S’long VIBE. Thanks for all the hippity hop news. http://bit.ly/uADdg #
  • already regretting the perogies and cabbage rolls. They’re like little potato IEDs. #
  • There was a time when I really liked Pearl Jam. And I still like drinking beer outdoors in the sun, so I will go http://bit.ly/G0oAk #
  • @vfest so, um. 10 am in alberta. what about it? #
  • RT Fast Romantics. nice. @cityofcalgary: Plans for Canada Day? Come out to Prince’s Island Park & Olympic Plaza. http://ow.ly/fV5l #yyc #
  • @cuzoogle thank you for that. in reply to cuzoogle #
  • sorry radio alarm clock, it wasn’t your fault. how were you to know that my home was a Michael Buble-free zone? #
  • skaters have it tough in #yyc. but not the joggers – they run this city. #
  • @seenandsaid should be interesting. she’s my role model in reply to seenandsaid #
  • Anna Wintour doc. Quote, “this type is so large and pretentious. it looks like it’s for blind people” http://bit.ly/2Rfr06 #
  • ho leee shit. donnie needs a pint. #
  • screw one-touch publishing. I want blindfolded one-touch publishing with a juggling fire torches expansion pack. #
  • @Rebelle1 deal. i’ll swap for lagers and lobsters at the shore club next time i’m out. in reply to Rebelle1 #
  • @Rebelle1 sweet. i’ll save you some brisket and corn. in reply to Rebelle1 #
  • RT w00t! @ThePalomino: Customer Appreciation Night at 8pm! All you can drink Creemore and a BBQ Buffet! #
  • Sled Island hangover almost gone. Time to start thinking about Folk Fest. Spearhead, Decembrists, yay. hippy hacky sack ho down, nay. #
  • RT @digichick: RT @ONA09 Deadline for Online Journalism Awards extended to July 8. More info … http://bit.ly/gt1xH … please RT! Tx! #
  • what’ the crap is up with #firefox? Can’t even vote in a poll w/o crash. #
  • Video: Jay-Z – D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune): This is my first post in way too long, but it’s a gooder. Watc.. http://tinyurl.com/ltz3fw #
  • Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-28:
    Trying to watch the Departed on the TV and Dexter on the Mac at the same.. http://tinyurl.com/lhtqz7 #

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