I’d hate to see what my computer would do to me if it ever got the chance

So, the machines have had enough and they’re starting to fight back. A maintenance worker at a plant in Sweden was recently attacked and almost killed when a rock lifting robot grabbed him by the head and gave him the business.

Fuck. Who ever thought we’d see the day when trenchcoat-wearing-Matrix-wannabe motherfuckers are walking around saying, “thass wassup”. The world used to seem so clear. Now it looks like scrolling green letters on a screen.

But maybe the factory worker had it coming. Maybe he pushed the wrong buttons or groped the wrong lever one too many times. I’ve always thought the Swedes had a fetish with inanimate objects, the way they make us wrestle with their crappy furniture as we put it together. If I was my coffee table, I’d feel violated too.

Anyway, Beer&News is stocking up on Bluepills all the same.